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Today's USD to CNY Price Update

This report outlines the current USD/CNY exchange rate and analyzes market trends, offering insights for traders on key support and resistance levels to aid in decision-making.

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12-26 22:15

September Rate Cut Odds Hit 90.7% as Fed Signals Potential Action

Market expectations indicate a 90.7% likelihood of a 25 basis point interest rate cut by the Fed in September, with diverging opinions for October showing a split between moderate and aggressive cuts, signaling increased investor confidence in easing policies.

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12-26 22:11

Decoding Three Web3 Protocol Shifts: What Makers Need to Know About BAM, BRC2.0, and EIP-7999

The Distributed Block Building Revolution: Jito BAM Reshapes Solana's Transaction Flow
At its core, Jito's BAM represents a fundamental rethinking of transaction sequencing—essentially a pluginized block construction framework designed to optimize MEV handling and prevent centralized

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12-26 22:09

## BMT: From Token to Ecosystem — How Blockchain Projects Bridge Into Real Markets
The Blockchain Management Token (BMT) is carving out a unique position in crypto by focusing on practical applications rather than pure speculation. Recent momentum — with trading volume climbing and new exchange listings — suggests the project is moving beyond hype into implementation phase.
### The Core Value Proposition
BMT operates as a multi-layered utility token, functioning across payments, governance, and platform access. What distinguishes it from typical blockchain projects is the emphasis on cross-sec

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12-26 22:02

August Market Turning Point: Policy Headwinds Trigger crypto market crash, BTC and ETH Monthly Candles Close Red

The Catalyst Behind Yesterday's Decline
Markets opened the month with a sharp reversal—both Bitcoin and Ethereum printed red monthly candles on August 1st, signaling a potential shift in momentum. Behind this move lies a confluence of factors: escalating US policy uncertainty, renewed

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12-26 22:00

Today's TRY to EUR Price Update

This report analyzes the exchange rate between the Turkish Lira and Euro, highlighting a bullish trend in the TRY/EUR pair, technical indicators, and trading opportunities amid recent market dynamics.

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12-26 21:58

Ethereum Could Go Beyond $10,000 - Technical Analysis Suggests Multi-Phase Rally

Market Overview: Ethereum (ETH) is currently trading at $2.93K, showing a 7-day decline of -2.19% from recent momentum. However, technical patterns suggest the groundwork for a substantial rally may already be in place, potentially pushing ETH beyond $6,000 and targeting $10,000 to $20,000 within th

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12-26 21:53

Options Live: Breaking Records Show Market Conviction as Crypto Pursues New Heights

As Bitcoin and Ethereum near record highs, options market indicators show bullish sentiment. A surge in options trading volume reflects strong conviction among traders, suggesting ongoing confidence in the crypto market despite recent inflation-induced pullbacks.

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12-26 21:41

Contract Trading Reality: Why Most Accounts Get Liquidated Before Profits Come

Contract trading separates those who dream of losing money from those who actually build wealth. The difference isn't talent—it's system. If you're currently trading on intuition, you're already on borrowed time. Here's what really separates survivors from liquidated accounts.
The First Mistake: T

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12-26 21:39

Why Some Users Miss Big Airdrop Rewards During Weekend Drops

Weekend airdrops favor strategic participants over casual ones, with tiered distributions rewarding high-scoring accounts more significantly. Understanding this dynamic is crucial for maximizing rewards and avoiding minimal outcomes.

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12-26 21:35

The Real Threat: How Political Pressure on the Fed Could Trigger Economic Collapse

Larry Summers warns of the dangers to Federal Reserve independence as elected officials increasingly target its leadership over unpopular policy decisions. He highlights the risks of "Argentinization," where political interference leads to economic chaos. Without an independent Fed, market stability is threatened, and Summers urges vigilance to avert potential disaster.

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12-26 21:34

Trading Cryptocurrency Without Losing Your Shirt: How to Count the Reversals and Scale from Startup Capital to Serious Wealth

The path from a modest trading account to seven figures isn't magic—it's discipline wrapped around one fundamental principle: position sizing beats prediction. Let me walk you through how this works, and then show you the technical tools that separate profitable traders from the broke ones.
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12-26 21:06

When the Crypto AI Hype Machine Stalls: What Actually Matters Now

The crypto AI sector has undergone a brutal correction. What started as a speculative fever in late 2024—when tokens reached dizzying valuations and every week brought a new "revolutionary" AI agent project—has transformed into a graveyard of abandoned code repositories and silent founders. The

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12-26 20:54

Major Whale Resurfaces with 274.22 BTC Transfer After Month-Long Silence

On-chain analytics indicate that a dormant Bitcoin whale has transferred 274.22 BTC from a centralized exchange, signaling renewed activity and possible market implications. This movement suggests strategies for long-term holding or market positioning.

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12-26 20:50

The Road to Uniswap's Revenue Breakthrough: DUNA Legalization Could Unlock $240M Annual Fee Potential

From $20 Million Monthly to Protocol Treasury: The Fee Switch Economics
Uniswap's most anticipated governance feature may finally have a clear path forward. On August 11, the Uniswap Foundation introduced a groundbreaking proposal that could reshape how the protocol captures and distributes

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12-26 20:45

The Best Reversal Indicator for Crypto Traders: Master RSI to Transform Your Trading

Why Most Retail Traders Fail (And How to Escape the Trap)
The cryptocurrency market attracts thousands of retail traders yearly, yet statistics show that 90% of them lose money within the first year. The culprit? Poor money management and lack of proper technical analysis skills. This article

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12-26 20:43

How Peter Thiel Became a Crypto Industry Architect: From Silicon Valley Icon to Blockchain's Quiet Kingmaker

The Man Behind the PayPal Revolution
Long before Peter Thiel became synonymous with cryptocurrency's institutional adoption, he was already reshaping the financial technology landscape. In 1998, alongside Max Levchin and Luke Nosek, Thiel founded Fieldlink (later renamed Confinity), a company

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12-26 20:42

Can You Really Build Wealth in Crypto With Just $3K? Here's What Chart Pattern Mastery Actually Reveals

Starting with limited capital—say $440 USD equivalent—seems daunting in the crypto arena. Yet there's a systematic approach worth exploring. One trader documented a remarkable journey: transforming under 200K into over 42 million across 2024-2025, achieving a 418,134.86% return rate by relying on a

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12-26 20:41

Major Crypto Investors Make Bold Moves in SOL Accumulation Strategy

Three major players in the digital asset space—Galaxy, Jump, and Multicoin—are planning to invest around $1 billion in SOL tokens, indicating strong institutional confidence in the Solana ecosystem's future growth and developer activity.

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12-26 20:38

When Bitcoin Titans Don't Panic: The Tyler Durden Gambit and Passive Wealth Secrets

As Bitcoin corrected to lower price zones recently, Michael Saylor—MicroStrategy's chief executive and the industry's most vocal institutional advocate—delivered a provocative statement through his X platform presence. Rather than panic selling, Saylor channeled the rebellious spirit of cinema's

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