#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 crypto world Cryptocurrency Trading jokes collection, let's relax a bit together.
1. Get ready, sing!
The bear is roaring! The bull is fleeing! Institutions are howling! Retail investors are wailing! Looking back at yesterday's heights, tomorrow is bound to fall again. Amidst the sea of green, there are indeed many retail investors trapped; in a flash of red, they are thrown downwards. Selling at a loss to escape only to rise again, turning back to buy in and get trapped again, trapping retail investors, trapping private placements, trapping institutions, trapping you and me.
2. Today I went to open an account on a cryptocurrency trading platform, and the online customer service asked a bunch of questions. "How old are you?" "38". "Are you married?" "Yes". "Are you afraid of your wife?" "Yes". "Which floor do you live on?" "11th floor". "Forget it, you better not open an account, we only allow accounts for those living on the 2nd floor or below."
3. Here's a good way to hide your private stash: hide it in a cryptocurrency trading platform, it's quite magical, others can't find it, and even you can't find it.
4. Today's virtual coins are like a cheating husband; you believe time and again that he will change for the better, yet he repeatedly pushes your limits to hurt you. However, you are pregnant with his child, and to leave, you have to make sacrifices. The months are too advanced; even if you want to make sacrifices, you are not allowed to, and you can only wait to give birth…
5. Crypto world retail investor mentality: The rise is because I'm good, the loss is because someone cheated my money.
6. Why are the eunuchs richer than the little eunuchs? Because they got cut early...
7. I originally planned to liquidate my positions, but then I heard news that the government was relaxing regulations, so I decided to stay and go fully in. As a result, there was a big drop and I got trapped. Just when I was preparing to liquidate again, I heard another piece of news about the Wenzhou group entering the market, which made me hold on confidently. Then there was another big drop and I got deeply trapped again. Just when I was about to liquidate, news came about exchange loopholes. I finally understood, this isn't salvation, it's clearly to keep me from running away...
8. Today I was going to hang clothes on the rooftop, but I found the rooftop door locked and a notice posted by the property management: Recently, due to the sharp decline in Bitcoin, the door is temporarily locked to prevent unexpected incidents. If you need to hang your clothes, please find another way. The rooftop opening hours will depend on the rebound time of Bitcoin! This is a truly responsible property management company!!!
9. Me: "Which one do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?" Wife: "The good news, I guess." Me: "EOS, which has been falling for several days, finally went up, haha!" Wife: "What about the bad news?" Me: "I sold it before it went up..." Wife: "Get down on your knees!!"
10. The current virtual coins have become like fatherless children, with only the father left...
The happiness of people in the crypto world is a laughter that comes through tears. Those absurd moments add a bit of warmth even to a bear market.
Market fluctuations are like a play, and those in the crypto world who laugh through the cold winter have long forged jokes into armor. Remember: investment requires rationality, and humor can prolong life.
1. Get ready, sing!
The bear is roaring! The bull is fleeing! Institutions are howling! Retail investors are wailing! Looking back at yesterday's heights, tomorrow is bound to fall again. Amidst the sea of green, there are indeed many retail investors trapped; in a flash of red, they are thrown downwards. Selling at a loss to escape only to rise again, turning back to buy in and get trapped again, trapping retail investors, trapping private placements, trapping institutions, trapping you and me.
2. Today I went to open an account on a cryptocurrency trading platform, and the online customer service asked a bunch of questions. "How old are you?" "38". "Are you married?" "Yes". "Are you afraid of your wife?" "Yes". "Which floor do you live on?" "11th floor". "Forget it, you better not open an account, we only allow accounts for those living on the 2nd floor or below."
3. Here's a good way to hide your private stash: hide it in a cryptocurrency trading platform, it's quite magical, others can't find it, and even you can't find it.
4. Today's virtual coins are like a cheating husband; you believe time and again that he will change for the better, yet he repeatedly pushes your limits to hurt you. However, you are pregnant with his child, and to leave, you have to make sacrifices. The months are too advanced; even if you want to make sacrifices, you are not allowed to, and you can only wait to give birth…
5. Crypto world retail investor mentality: The rise is because I'm good, the loss is because someone cheated my money.
6. Why are the eunuchs richer than the little eunuchs? Because they got cut early...
7. I originally planned to liquidate my positions, but then I heard news that the government was relaxing regulations, so I decided to stay and go fully in. As a result, there was a big drop and I got trapped. Just when I was preparing to liquidate again, I heard another piece of news about the Wenzhou group entering the market, which made me hold on confidently. Then there was another big drop and I got deeply trapped again. Just when I was about to liquidate, news came about exchange loopholes. I finally understood, this isn't salvation, it's clearly to keep me from running away...
8. Today I was going to hang clothes on the rooftop, but I found the rooftop door locked and a notice posted by the property management: Recently, due to the sharp decline in Bitcoin, the door is temporarily locked to prevent unexpected incidents. If you need to hang your clothes, please find another way. The rooftop opening hours will depend on the rebound time of Bitcoin! This is a truly responsible property management company!!!
9. Me: "Which one do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?" Wife: "The good news, I guess." Me: "EOS, which has been falling for several days, finally went up, haha!" Wife: "What about the bad news?" Me: "I sold it before it went up..." Wife: "Get down on your knees!!"
10. The current virtual coins have become like fatherless children, with only the father left...
The happiness of people in the crypto world is a laughter that comes through tears. Those absurd moments add a bit of warmth even to a bear market.
Market fluctuations are like a play, and those in the crypto world who laugh through the cold winter have long forged jokes into armor. Remember: investment requires rationality, and humor can prolong life.
