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Dubai barbers will come to your house at 10pm during a literal war but need you to wait till after iftar first 😭

Oil closed at $72 on Friday.
The Strait of Hormuz is a 21 mile wide shipping lane between Iran and the Arabian Peninsula.
13 million barrels of oil pass through it every single day which is roughly 20% of global oil supply.
As of today, it’s a war zone. Iran is launching missiles across the entire Gulf.
Last time Israel struck Iran, oil spiked. But last time Iran wasn't firing missiles at 4 countries simultaneously.
Oh and satellite data showed Iran frantically loading oil tankers all week before the strikes. Somebody knew. Somebody always does.
Oil is the most asymmetric trade into Monday op

The US stock market went up through every war it ever fought.
Tel Aviv stock exchange is up 700% despite all of theirs.
War is the most profitable industry in human history. Always has been.

discussing if Iran missile strikes are bullish or bearish

This guy turned $559 into $22,200 on $JELLYBEAN
Just because he had conviction and didn't sell

If you're selling $PUNCH here for a loss
You deserve to be sidelined at the next pump
Still one of the most mentioned and viral topics across every single Social Media Platform right now
25,000 Holders
5,000 in the Community
This ain't over yet

Everyone knows about the 10,000 Bitcoin pizza but nobody talks about the other 150,000 BTC he wasted after
Before the famous pizza order, Laszlo Hanyecz invented GPU mining for Bitcoin
Which made it possible for him to mine thousands of BTC per day
Satoshi personally messaged him about it, and was worried it would break the network
Laszlo's response: "I feel like I crapped up your project"
He kept buying strangers dinner in Bitcoin until he couldn't mine fast enough to keep up
His wallet has a total volume of 162,864 BTC
That's $10.7 BILLION in today's value and $20.3 BILLION at the peak price

$KABUTO just hit a 2x from the lows
Saw the team is working on collectible cards on chain too
They’re close to 10k community members and 8,000 holders
Once the Pokémon meta comes back, this is the one people rotate into first

Back to Dubai 🇦🇪

Bitcoin was worth $8 when Silk Road opened
A sheet of LSD was 50 Bitcoin
A bag of cannabis was 7.63 Bitcoin
At today's price:
That bag: $519,000
That sheet: $3,400,000
The guy who sold it probably got arrested
The guy who bought it got high for a weekend

The most famous word in crypto was a typo
A drunk guy on BitcoinTalk had a meltdown after Bitcoin crashed from $1,100 to $500
He misspelled one word and accidentally started a whole movement

We should have invested in Hard Drives instead of Crypto last year
$10,000 invested one year ago into:
SanDisk ➝ $216,000
Western Digital ➝ $107,000
Bitcoin ➝ $7,100
Ethereum ➝ $7,100
Solana ➝ $5,500