This wave of openclaw / lobster hype—hardware manufacturers selling machines, model factories issuing tokens, cloud providers selling computing power, training companies selling courses, VCs selling narratives, KOLs selling anxiety. And you, my friend, you've ended up with a bunch of unimplemented workflows, a few screenshots full of emotion, and a line saying "Bro, the future is here." I thought you could get rich and be financially free just by raising a lobster without having to work.